tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via laughtime)


i wonder how many native spanish speakers are watching this hopeless white kid (me) figure out their language

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*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via laughtime)