illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via laughtime)

greed:

i wonder how many native spanish speakers are watching this hopeless white kid (me) figure out their language

(via laughtime)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via laughtime)